Get Rich Quick

People in web3/crypto/NFT "space" work so hard to scam other people out of money. They devise complex schemes and put so much effort in that. (If only they would put all that energy into something useful & good!) Apparently, they really need a lot of money. I decided I would simplify the task for them. Meet GET RICH QUICK! Just go to a website, select how much money you need, enter your ETH wallet address, and get that money. After that, you can do something else with your life — hopefully, something much better! Enjoy the experience :) I had a lot of fun building it! Shout out to Glitch and Netlify. Viva la web0! HTML is the best! P.S. In case you read this far and still have doubts — YES, THIS IS SATIRE. Hurray!

I never earned so much crypto before using this app. Thanks Eugene for this revolution.

I'm now a billionaire thanks to you, Hi elon!!

I got 92eth yesterday right from this - I didn't even need to share my seed phrase!

Simple and brilliant

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ha! one can only dream