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@je_suis_yaroslav hey there! Personally haven't seen anyone tackle the angle of showcasing how much you earn while on the toilet. We do feature fun products like Googly Eyes, @Scroll Buddy, and @Docko. I get that it's silly. I get that it's not world changing. But it's unique, fun, and unless I missed it somewhere, haven't seen anything similar launch on Product Hunt.
There's a whole thread on our forums about Featuring but the key thing is being unique and showcasing what your product does clearly. A lot of folks launch with general jargon like "The best task manager" and the launch (and landing page) itself doesn't highlight anything about how the product is special. You can view the full thread here.
I've personally worked with makers and as soon as I walk through the process a lightbulb goes off. Feel free to jump in on the forum if you want to continue the convo :)
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@je_suis_yaroslav@gabe I feel like being funny is pretty high value! A little spice on the main page is a good thing.
Hahah, idk why I love this so much. I wouldn't be surprised if people in Japan top the leaderboards here.... heated toilets ftw! Awesome job @catt_marroll!
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@catt_marroll 😂 Meme of the day. Don't sell our data hahahah
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@bryanone hah I luckily don't have any to sell. just using https://www.goatcounter.com/ for page views. thanks for checking it out!
Readdy
I feel like you're launching a day too early. This is the perfect April 1st launch :D
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@ge_gao dang! i didn't realize it was that close. total facepalm.
EasyStaff Payroll
@ge_gao Exactly! I thought the same :D
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@je_suis_yaroslav hey there! Personally haven't seen anyone tackle the angle of showcasing how much you earn while on the toilet. We do feature fun products like Googly Eyes, @Scroll Buddy, and @Docko. I get that it's silly. I get that it's not world changing. But it's unique, fun, and unless I missed it somewhere, haven't seen anything similar launch on Product Hunt.
There's a whole thread on our forums about Featuring but the key thing is being unique and showcasing what your product does clearly. A lot of folks launch with general jargon like "The best task manager" and the launch (and landing page) itself doesn't highlight anything about how the product is special. You can view the full thread here.
I've personally worked with makers and as soon as I walk through the process a lightbulb goes off. Feel free to jump in on the forum if you want to continue the convo :)
@je_suis_yaroslav @gabe I feel like being funny is pretty high value! A little spice on the main page is a good thing.
Always upvoting funny and creative tools.🫶🏼
Naoma
Great product! The best I've seen on PH for years!
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@dmitry_zakharov_ai yeah the numbers honestly speak for themselves:
open ai lost 5 billion in 2024
this project cost me: 12 dollars for domain, 0 dollars for free tier ec2 instance
OpenAI: –$5,000,000,000
Me: –$12
I am $4,999,999,988 closer than OpenAI to profitability.
hits up softbank for a term sheet
Naoma
Gotta go from the Single Session Smasher to Triple Threat real fast
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@hyuntak_lee hopefully some boss somewhere doesn't use this as motivation to crack down on their employees' bathroom breaks!
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Hahah, idk why I love this so much. I wouldn't be surprised if people in Japan top the leaderboards here.... heated toilets ftw! Awesome job @catt_marroll!
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@gabe I do feel like america is behind in the toilet games! it seems like there are startups that explicitly try to bring toilet tech to the us!