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If you're a startup or founder looking for an easy, no-nonsense way to set up a backend, Goptimise has you covered. The user interface is super intuitive, the data input is straightforward, and the help docs are constantly expanding. Plus, the AI builder is perfect for those of us who'd rather sit back with a cuppa and a bikkie than dive into code.
I spent months testing other decent options, but even though I’ve only been using Goptimise for two days, I’ve never been more confident that I’m going to have a production-ready backend without writing a single line of code! And if that doesn’t sell you, there’s a free tier—so what have you got to lose? Your sanity? Your hair? Patience? Or, God forbid, your marriage?"
