Smarttress

hoax, right?

This will clearly give rise to a global increase in couch sex.

I can see this going really poorly if the algorithm(or is that algoRHYTHM ha) isn't very good. Someone could be accused of cheating when they really were just taking a nap, but the bed sensed them toss or turn too heavily. Just install cameras folks.

"You don't trust him/her, have you tried couple's counseling?" "Nah, I am just going to spend money on a mattress that confirms my suspicion."

this just seems like design for design's sake. This use case is so narrow, I mean c'mon, if you're worried about cheating, you're better off spending the $1000 or so for this mattress towards something else - like a private investigator or a dropcam or something

Late April fools joke or targeting the highly paranoid/those with low self-esteem? If you really think need this, you should probably get a new partner... Perhaps the idea could be used for something else such as sleep tracking, or something else you can't do for free with an app.

So intense: