Julian Pye

A popular friend of mine would often get girls insist that they exchange phonenumbers. He entered them into his phonebook and assigned names. One day, his phone lay on the table, rang and I almost died laughing, when on the screen it said that 'DO NOT ANSWER' was calling.

So basically this is a sleep-cycle alarm, but instead of waking you at the end of the night when you enter light sleep, it wakes your child 'out of' an early deep sleep phase? What are the four questions, btw?