How to launch on ProductHunt? Wrong answers only

Register on product hunt and launch the same day. The day is Sunday and it’s New Year’s Eve

Don’t launch 😌

"Launch" it out of the window!

no community, no engagement directly launch the product :D

Launch and post your first comment "Who cares if you upvote, our product is super cool and you can't do without it. Support now or else!"

Do not do marketing

here's what not to do: - launch at midnight, when everyone's asleep. - describe your product in the most confusing way possible. - forget visuals or demos. who needs 'em? - respond to comments next month, keep 'em guessing. - promotion? nah, let the universe do its thing. - and definitely launch on a major holiday. more the merrier, right? do all this, and you're not just #1, you're a legend! 😉

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Launch without community.

Build product, from scratch, during Launch, call it Live Beta Testing! Guaranteed #1 Product that Week!

👀.. Don't check dimension requirements. Graphics & text that cut off build brand mystique...

Step 1: Hire a parrot to deliver your pitch in Morse code while riding a unicycle. Step 2: Replace your product screenshots with interpretive dance GIFs. Step 3: Launch it exclusively in an underwater basket-weaving forum. Step 4: Change your product name to "SnazzyPants McFluffernutter." Step 5: Send smoke signals to Product Hunt moderators for maximum attention. Remember, the weirder, the better! 🦄 😉😂🤪😆🤣🤣🤣 Dont take it seriously though XD

Launch spontaneously without any prior preparation.

Launch and see what happens

Launch Without Thinking