How to success a launch on PH (worst advise only)

Steeve
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Matt Harbord
Just create an account and launch - no need to engage with the community or give anything back, your product is so awesome it will be Product of the Day regardless ;)
Steeve
@matt_harbord ahah that's kinda true, you don't need to prove anything when your product is really awesome and bringing value :D
Don't engage with anyone, you are your own community ;)
Steeve
@inesfenner This is what I want to ear 😎 (ok last message I promise)
@steevep yes, you and your product are all you need 😎
Greg Gotsis
@inesfenner I have to engage? ugh, this social media stuff is hard.
Greg Gotsis
@steevep @inesfenner me, my product, and my team :p
Steeve
@inesfenner You are correct, I should stop replying to anyone on PH 😬
Dipak Sisodiya
Create a launch with your venmo link as the product website.
Steeve
Pay (way too much money) an interview by well-known media and mention in your launch, "I have been invited here, look how we are famous!"
Steeve
I'm not thinking of anyone, no no 😬
Steeve
Create an AI service to generate love messages for your crush/valentine
Steeve
I could have simplified: Create an AI service to generate messages (using ChatGPT secretly)
Ágh Helmut
Before the launch you should spend months registering new ProductHunt accounts with Twitter and posting comments and Tweets with each of them (preferably generated with ChatGPT) every day. You can use thispersondoesnotexist.com to generate profile pictures. When you reach around 1000 fake accounts, that have unique personalities and a history of commenting and following people, you are ready to launch your product!
Steeve
@aghhelmut You god dam right, I should have done this, thank you! (More seriously, I'm curious to know how many people actually did that)