If your product could talk, what's the first complaint it would make about its dev team?

Our product would probably complain about being rushed to meet deadlines without enough time for testing, leading to a few too many last-minute fixes!

I am a solo maker/dev and I'm pretty sure it would say: "Leave me alone for a minute and let me breathe!" haha :)

It would probably complain about the lack of sleep we gave it during late-night coding sessions!

its first complaint about the dev team would probably be ....Why do you guys insist on pushing updates at 3 AM? I need beauty sleep too😂

It’d probably gripe about the lack of sleep due to those last-minute features tweaks!

If our product could talk, it would probably complain about the occasional rush to meet deadlines, sometimes leading to minor bugs slipping through the cracks.

Why are you not testing before shipping things to production?!

Why do I look so unattractive? Did you take the time to dress me up properly?

It would probably say, 'why do you keep changing my features last minute?'

My product would say "Meow" 😂

We're working on it! We got so focused on the functionality that the design took a back seat. Improving the UI is our top priority now.

Our product will not make any complaint and it can talk whatever it want, because that's what it does best, cloing voice under 15s. https://bit.ly/FishAudio

This is such a good question :D I am not there for the dev team or so, but if my products could talk it would be something in the sense that she always starts doing more things at once and stops paying them attention. :D

If my product could talk, it would say, Why do you keep changing my features? I just got used to the last update! 😅

If my product could talk, it would probably say, 'Why do you guys keep pushing updates right before the weekend? I need some downtime too! :D

Haha our product would definitely complain about too many late nights pushing last minute hot-fixes to production! 'You missed a semicolon again?? Come on devs, get it together!'