Reworking the 7 P's of Marketing with Minimal Effort.

Product: "Whatever - Just put AI in the name call it revolutionary." Price: "Install a mood detector at the checkout. The happier you look, the higher the price." Promotion: "Spam everywhere. If they haven't blocked you, you're not trying hard enough." Place: "Sell it where people least expect it. Like myspace or AOL instant messenger." People: "What people? Use ChatGPT to create everything." Process: "If it's not complex enough for the user, add more steps until it is." Physical Evidence: "Every time the software updates, it rearranges desktop icons just slightly, leaving users with a subtle yet unforgettable reminder of its presence.”