What would you do if coffee disappeared from the face of the earth?
Ankur Singh
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Pranab Buragohain@pranabgohain
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I wouldn't be bothered. I'm from Assam, so Tea works just fine ☕️ 😉
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I'd probably be okay after a few days, tea is also good so it would be a nice replacement anyway
Tea would be the alternative. Coffee is just an overhyped beverage same as tea - without any real benefits to your health ;-)
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I would cry a river of tears, mourn for days, and then switch to tea
Coffee is the one of the worst poisons for the human body, unfortunately addiction is sweeter than health :)
@singh_ankur So this is my personal views and experience, on my trips around Africa and South America, I visited multiple coffee farms, since I was HUGE coffee fan, I was literally having a mega jug of coffee every morning prior to that experiences. I had talk to multiple farmers and they told me that under the coffee plant nothing can grow again from the acids that coffee plant and coffee beans release, basically the soil stays infertile . Once they dried the coffee beans the acid increase and once the beans are roasted that acid skyrocket to your cup of coffee. None of the local people drink coffee on coffee farms which I have visited. So I decided to stop coffee and it was a 2 months struggle with crazy headaches but I manage to quit and now is 3 years since I don't drink coffee (recently I went to Coorg close to Bangalore, and I had cup of coffee from the local coffee farm, it taste good bro :) but I am not getting back to the coffee life) Cup of fresh orange juice or lemon is much better and healthier in the morning...
Wouldn't be perturbed at all, as I am a tea lover!
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Probably leave 😀
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Would it happen in a blip-like moment, where coffee disintegrates while we're holding it in our hands?
Well, if coffee disappeared from the face of the earth, I would be a latte-less sad panda
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Would switch Tea!!
I'm from southern part of India where tea is as good as coffee. So I will switch to tea.
What about you?
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As long as there is tea available, everything is fine for me.
Well, if coffee disappeared from the face of the earth, I suppose I'd have to switch to tea... and then spend the rest of my days trying to convince myself that it's just as good. But let's be real, nothing beats that deliciously bitter elixir of life!
Find a corner and cry for a few days, then I'd bounce back as the cravings go away.
I've found chewing gum, apples and dried apricots work like a charm to kick away the coffee cravings.
@ayesha_getmoda apples help me with all sorts of cravings! I just need to remind myself more to replace cravings with apples
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I am an absolute coffee person. Without coffee, I would have no energy all day, and even constipation. I really can't live without it.
If it does disappear, I believe people would find way to recreating it even if it would cost a fortune, its economic benefits are too tempting.
Can't imagine.
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I would grow my own and start selling it 😆
Have tea, while watching coffee-lovers lose their minds!