Make My Link Longer

Please make links longer

Finally, a tool that helps me overcome my crippling insecurity about small, short links. I tried it out, and sure enough, my links were substantially longer. Feeling confident, I decided to give the ol' dating game a try again and created a Tinder profile with a bunch of shirtless selfies and a few pictures of my newly elongated links. Didn't get any matches, but whatever, with links like these nothing can get me down.

Hope you can fix it!

Feels good

What if I wanted to make my competitors link longer and unattractive? I can't, it only works on my links.

Have the link extend by about 20 words when you click a button

Great t-shirts though