Jack Morgan

Duolingo Roll - Turn your bathroom into a classroom

Language learning is hard... so we made it soft. It's time to turn your bathroom into a classroom with our latest innovation: toilet paper that teaches you phrases in new languages! Never miss a lesson again, because nature is the best push notification.

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Calum Webb
My favourite review from the site: “More fun and softer than the textbook I was previously using.” 😂
Jack Morgan
👋 Hello, Hunters! Studies have found that the average person spends 14 minutes every day sitting on a toilet. Yet, our research shows that it only takes 5 minutes a day to learn a new language, so our learning scientists systematically engineered a new bottom-up approach to language acquisition... toilet paper that teaches you phrases in new languages. But why toilet paper?
 🧻 It's convenient language learning that goes, where you go. 🦢 Language learning is hard enough, so we made it 3-ply soft. 🔬 It's intelligently designed to be good for your brain and your bum.
 With Duolingo Roll, you can master essential Spanish phrases like, "Tengo esta cebolla y la voy a usar" (“I have this onion and I'm going to use it.") Or career-defining Japanese ones like, "私の猫は弁護士です" ("My cat is a lawyer.") Duolingo Roll is available now for English, Spanish, Portuguese, Japanese, and Chinese speakers. Let's roll. 🧻
Justin Cranshaw
Parody, yes, but people would actually buy this! Well done. 🧻 😀
Aditya
Recommending this as a part of educational reforms. Truly revolutionary!
Robert Magrino
Should have known. Got me again! April Fools 😡
Leo Vogel 🇺🇳
?makers I'm genuinely disappointed this isn't an actual product. I would purchase this as a gag gift if you offered [Spanish for English learners] and [English for Italian learners]. Please make this real so I can give you my money :)
Jarod Zhang
Happy April Fool's!
Shiloh Johnson
This is a beautifully designed April Fools joke 😆
Eugene Hauptmann
OMG, these colors! @jckmgn
Carlo Thissen
And when you don't remember the vocab..."mierda!"
Sonali Nigam
Love this! Favorite April Fool’s product so far :)
Yusuf Hilmi
Awesome idea and execution for April 1
Tomas Williams
I legit want the toilet paper though...👌
Rachel Chan
Can’t believe i missed this genius idea😂
Tye Calloway
Can you share it with other people?
Victoria Taylor
As far as I know, doctors recommend not to stay in the toilet, as this can cause diseases of the intestinal tract. Your product, on the contrary, contributes to this. Have you conducted any research? Or is it just a marketing ploy?
Debbe Guerry-Ferris
OK, sorry. But this is just silly...If this is all I need to come up with, I'm golden! (And to think that I was worried that I'm not a coder!)
Marcos Ortiz
This is the best April Fool's joke of the year. Well done @jckmgn and crew
Ceren Murgan
😂
Freeeklady
I was thinking about something like that but not for learning the languages, but read some interesting books! You are genius!